Y’all…….I saw this toy about two years ago when it viral from a video.
In this video there’s a guy (no surprise) watching another video of someone playing with the toy. And he’s shook LMAO. He calls it the Pussy Eater 3000. In the beginning he starts off with “It took me 10 years to learn how to eat pussy”.
I cackled.
I always look at men that are intimidated by toys with a side eye. Get your dick game up son!!!
“I’ve used clitoral toys with the piece that flaps against your clit and they’re down right irritating AF.”
Wait. Let me put my sex educator hat on. Penis owners, don’t worry about us using toys. Toys are just an enhancement, not a replacement. We can’t get intimacy from a toy and blah blah blah.
“Get your dick game up!” (He said it in the video, not me LOL)
I would post the video here but my momma always said don’t use the “N” word in mixed company. He throws it around a lot and since y’all are mixed company I’ll leave it out.
Back to the Pussy Eater 3000
I didn’t try it two years ago because honestly, it didn’t look fun.
“The toy came from the manufacturer with some charge. Look at God!!!”
I’ve used clitoral toys with the piece that flaps against your clit and they’re down right irritating AF. But something drew me to it yesterday. Maybe blame it on the ‘Rona. I’m blaming everything, including these latest 7 lbs on it, so why not.
I got it home, pulled it out of the box and was pleasantly surprised!
The clit flappy thing and the wall around it was made out of silky silicone. That was different from the others I had tried. The rest of the toy is made out of ABS plastic. If you’ve read my blog on sex toy materials you know both of these are body safe and non porous, which makes them easy to clean.
Next I hollered out BAZINGA!!
The toy came from the manufacturer with some charge. Look at God!!! I always start off testing an external toy without lube first. If I don’t like it I add lube and try again. It really makes a difference sometimes. My preferred toy lube these days is Sliquid Silk, a hybrid lube with good slip and fine with toys:
The Experience
I parted the Red Sea aka my legs and turned it on the first setting.
It didn’t take long to adjust it to where I got good clitoral contact. I circle wall of silicone around the flappy part helped keep my lips out of the way, a definite plus. I tried it also sitting on top of everything which made it a little less contact on my clit.
So if you like a mild sensation I’d try that instead of actually parting your labia lips and sitting in inside.
Ohhhhhhh lala! This was good. The flapping wasn’t irritating at all like I expected, it actually felt dayum pleasurable. On to the rest of the settings. I have an orgasm better with steady vibrations than the pulsation modes but I still gave them a chance.
“I can’t wait to take this for a spin with my partner.”
I really enjoyed the 8th pulsation mode out of the 10 different vibrations. It didn’t bring me to climax but it definitely held me at the edge for as long as I held it there. To get me to the Big O I went back to the 2nd choice which was a steady mode and rocked it a little for some extra motion in the ocean.
The position of the buttons made it really easy to navigate between the different modes, which was really great. Also it felt like the vibrations were carried out through the wall around the flapper that added stimulation to the whole thing. So far the average time to orgasm with this toy has been around 2-4 minutes. Owwwww!
Other points about the Pussy Eater 3000
- Water proof
- Rechargeable
- Travel lock
- Curved handle
Conclusion
I can’t wait to take this for a spin with my partner. By the handle being so comfy in my hand this could be worth a try during penetration. Have the neighbors know his name, if you know what I mean!
It would also be a good warm up toy if you just use it to edge to climax.
Who is it good for?
Over all I’m loving this toy. I’d definitely recommend it to those that like direct contact clit stimulation, like the feeling of oral sex, need a toy that delivers fast orgasms, need help getting aroused before sex, and like using a toy while having penetrative sex.
Get yours HERE!
